Shot like a flower in the dance

I have officially decided I am going to become a romance novel writer..I have writer’s block trying to create a real profound, groundbreaking, and intellectual piece of literature, and even if I didn’t no one would read it anyway. Writing 350 page long pieces of completely standard, formulaic, and lustful garbage for lonely wives to read in the pool and bored teenagers to rub themselves to, must be my calling. I will call myself J.D. Lynsky and I will make lotsa $